WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK, SCIENTISTS? Why haven’t you made these gloves, like TEN YEARS AGO OR SOMETHING? Fuck going to the moon, finna talk to people like Inspector Gadget. If you don’t know who Inspector Gadget is, then you’re lame or you were born in, like, 1994 or something. Either way I hate you. You little assholes are probably going to Google it and then do a style inspiration blog post on Inspector Gadget with a Burberry Prorsum trench, Wolverine 1000 Mile boots, a Cucinelli suit and a Givenchy fedora that costs $1,726.73. I mean, who wouldn’t want to shove the same glove they’ve been wearing all day into their ear on their walk home so they can order Dominos and then play Jason Bourne with the Pizza Tracker to see who can get there first. Thanks to Engadget for helping us stay one step closer to full on Inspector Gadget status.
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