Luxurious Affectations

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Legit blankets are key to a strong and successful relationship. Fuck caring, fuck listening and sure as fuck forget sexually fulfilling her. No, all you need to do is own several above average blankets. Having wool strewn about your apartment is so impressive because it’s not at necessary, nah mean? With the advent of central heating, the obscene amount of layers you wear and your really nice sock collection, having extra blankets is just a luxurious affectation on the same level as chopping your own wood or growing your own heirloom tomatoes. LUXURIOUS AFFECTATIONS ARE KEY TO IMPRESSING WOMEN. WORD IS BOND. Get these luxe affectations from Context Clothing.

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