I'm gonna be straight up with you for the first time in our entire relationship, if you have a wack keychain I can’t even fuck with you, son. Like, to the point where you should expect a praying hands emoji from ya boy because I’m just that concerned about you. I have no idea why (multee)project goes so hard with the parentheses, but whatever, I’ve written about way more ridiculous brand names before. I think the silver carabiner is sold out, but that’s a good thing because if you don’t cop the gold or matte black jams then you're a chump.
