Look, before you get on my case about this Supreme raft, just know the only reason I'm even posting it now is because I'm literally SHOCKED it has been out for a couple weeks and not sold out. How do more people not understand why a Supreme inflatable raft is crucial to their well-being? I bet I can give you 4 reasons you need this thing. 1: Stunting on peasants is all about having really unique shit and spending money on things that don't seem practical. 2: Anything with a box logo will only appreciate in value. Come summer 2015, this shit will go on eBay for $300 no problem. 3: How dope would it be to put your cousin on a Supreme inflatable mattress next time he's in town? 4: You'll probably be jealous he gets to sleep on it even though he doesn't know or care about Supreme. Ok that last one wasn't really a tip, more like a mini truism.
