Do you have a dopp kit? If you do it means you probably travel a lot or wish you did. Imagine how impressed the TSA people would be when you pull out these Billykirk jams stuffed full of a few millimeters of expensive soaps and colognes and toothpastes and shit. I love traveling because I use being at the airport in the morning as an excuse to eat all the McDonald’s breakfast sandwiches I want. I don’t give a fuck if airports have sushi bars and organic salad stations. Traveling early in the morning is just an excuse to eat sandwiches that will most likely shorten your lifespan.
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