Washing Off The Regret

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The fancy towel game is definitely close to becoming a real thing and since you need more ethnic towels in your life to anyhow, Sunny Sports is taking shit over. This is the kinda stuff that will impress your houseguests. If you’re not the type to have houseguests then go ahead and keep the clearance joints from Target, but maybe keep one of these on ice in case of the off chance you have an overnight guest. And by "overnight guest," I mean someone you tricked into thinking sleeping with you was a sensible life decision. When they go to your bathroom to try and wash off their regret, they’ll think to themselves, “At least he has nice towels.”

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