Acquiring Old Man Strength By Default

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Superior Labor make what they legit refer to as "cozy hats" for your dome this winter. Made from a wool blend, these buckets are soft and floppy—everything a bucket hat should be. These are perfect for wearing while you fill out Sudoku puzzles on public transportation, eat dinner at 4:30p and insist on referring to people of different ethnic backgrounds simply as "foreign". While some may view the previously mentioned activities as drawbacks, the one benefit to embracing old man lifestyle choices is that you acquire old man strength by default.

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