You know those creepy little things with faces painted on them that are filled with smaller creepy little things with faces painted on them that you randomly saw that one time you went over your friend's grandma's house? For starters, those are called Russian Dolls because in Russian "doll" means "totally useless household object". Contrary to popular belief, these tchotchkes are not ornate sex toys. Maison Martin Margiela in the interest of weird high-end trolling made them in a shiny metallic sans face version, rendering them even more useless. In fact, at $345 this might be the most useless purchase of all time. Actually, shout outs to whoever buys these things. Fuck the haters, man. Just don't fuck yourself with these because, like I said, NOT SEX TOYS.
