I’ve wanted one of these Head Porter bags for forever now. One time in Japan I almost bought one, but instead I bought this tiny little Head Porter pouch that clips onto my belt loop because it didn’t cost $520. Everyone in Tokyo had these little pouches on and that shit looked cool as fuck. Even the salesmen was like, “FUCK YEAH NOW YOU FIT IN!” But then I got home and everyone was like, “YOU COULDN’T EVEN AFFORD A WHOLE FANNY PACK, YOU LOSER? BAHAHAHA.” And I totally regretted not buying a bag that can be carried three ways. If you think about it, that’s only, like, $173 per carrying option! At that rate it’s a steal.
