What The 20 Biggest Douchebags From High School Are Up To Now

Everyone was a huge twat in high school. The people you hated were twats. The people you called your friends were twats. Hell, even you were a twat. Frankly, if I had to guess, I'd wager that you were one of the biggest twats of all, right? But hey, take a deep breath. It's okay. Even I was a twat if you can believe it.

Well, get ready because today we're going to take a trip down memory lane and revisit some of the most memorable twats from your adolescence to make fun of their shortcomings. Moreover, we'll be guessing what sort of depressing activities they are now taking part in as adults. Who knows, maybe you'll even find yourself in here.

Matt Rimer is a writer living in Boston. Follow him on Twitter here.

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  • Bazooka Joe

    some of these are oddly specific. It’s like reading Matt’s life story.

  • carl grimes

    couldnt help but laugh at all the “what they are up to now”, especially the pregnant girl one , “blasting coolio”

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  • You Know

    Very entertaining read.

    • Dillon

      You’re easily entertained!

      Good for you!!! =) <3

  • You Know

    You forgot “The Kid Who Only Showed Up To School Twice A Week”.

    • Praveen Perinpanathan

      We’re still around

  • Guest

    being european and reading this article

  • Howard

    the nerd would probably be a crossfitter today posting wod updates on FB

  • Trill Mister

    You can tell you didn’t go to a black school

  • Jamie

    i read “preggers” and knew that matt rimer wrote this