20 Movies That Will Improve Your Game With Women

hon·ey noun \ˈhə-nē\
: a thick, sweet substance made by bees
: a fine-ass babe that you want to put your man-Twizzler inside of

Not able to pick up honnies like you should be? Trying to figure out what’s going wrong?

Follow these film influenced tips and you should increase success rate of dating in the future. Or maybe you won’t. I don’t know, I’m not perfect, get off my dick. Shit, wouldn’t that be depressing? You just spend all this time reading my advice and then you still can’t hook up with anyone? Honestly dude, you’re bringing my down. Why do you have to be like that?

Matt Rimer is a writer living in Boston. Follow him on Twitter here.

  • Obvious

    Fucking Hillarious, well done Matt Rimer

  • Tatsu

    That movie “meet the millers” has a good tip.
    If you’re ever nervous about something, just count to five and do it.
    As long as it isn’t something outrageous, it’s great way to overcome shyness.

  • Class A Rando

    “…getting a David Blowie” Where has this phrase been all my life

  • YungDipper

    Hilarious. I read this site religiously and this is one of the funnier things I’ve read in a while. I like when you guys stray from fashion a little bit.

  • Apollo Noir

    brilliant. on every level.

  • Guest

    Matt Rimer is the new Jon Moy.

    Fuck you, Jon Moy.