The 20 Worst Things About Thanksgiving In Your 20’s

Today, you’ll find yourself among friends and family, eating food and celebrating one of the most American holidays this great nation has to offer: Thanksgiving. But then you think about it and you realize that your family is awful and the food isn’t even that good, and a single tear rolls down your face like the Keep America Beautiful Indian.

Luckily, I wrote list to help articulate all your forthcoming anguish toward the Thanksgiving holiday—and that’s something we can all be thankful for.

Matt Rimer is a writer living in Boston. Follow him on Twitter here.