The 20 Worst Things About Thanksgiving In Your 20’s

Today, you’ll find yourself among friends and family, eating food and celebrating one of the most American holidays this great nation has to offer: Thanksgiving. But then you think about it and you realize that your family is awful and the food isn’t even that good, and a single tear rolls down your face like the Keep America Beautiful Indian.

Luckily, I wrote list to help articulate all your forthcoming anguish toward the Thanksgiving holiday—and that’s something we can all be thankful for.

Matt Rimer is a writer living in Boston. Follow him on Twitter here.


  • Jerms

    “the city of Detroit has become a terrifying post-apocalyptic city-state, run by murderous gangs of vagrants.” RoboCop is coming closer to reality.

  • cozyKev

    was this ghostwritten by louis ck?

  • Joshua Michael Carson

    Aren’t you were on a diet?

    • WAVY

      Just don’t forget that tomorrow you the Christmas season will begin!

    • Booga Gobble

      He accidenetly the whole thing!

  • Joshua Michael Carson

    “Cry me a trail of tears.” Oh my god.

  • marlis

    dogs eat leaves to make themselves barf when they’re sick…it’s natural peto.

  • Ndamukong Suh

    Don’t mess with the #SuhSquad

  • Paul Broggan

    Terrible article.

  • fuck you

    you did not just call out cranberry sauce.. it’s the sriracha of turkey day