Your Wallet Is Fucked On Monday

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It's been a while since we've posted on actual news, but we've got some good and some bad, so brace yourselves. The good news is Barneys New York will be launching an off-price website aka a digital factory outlet on Monday. I bet you're wondering what's so bad about all this. Chill the fuck out and let me tell you. Prepare yourself for endless assaults on your credit card as you, your girlfriend(s) and wive(s) succumb to this newfound accessibility to DEEP discount clothing. According to WWD, Barneys Chief Operating Officer Daniella Vitale explained that, "The online business is explosive and the fastest-growing business we have. It will be no different for the off-price component." Remember that warehouse sale that took place online last August? Apparently that was a beta test to see how well it'd do and that shit was wildly successful. We're all going down in the flames of poverty together.

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