The 10 "WTF Was Dude Wearing?" Moments From Mad Men's Season 6 Premiere

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Henry Francis

Betty's mild-mannered side piece usually has his sweater game on point, but this cardigan makes homie look like a grandmother with a fondness for knitted embellishments. That color also reads very "convalescent home".

Abe Drexler

It was only a matter of time before Peggy's boyfriend took his hippie-dippie ideologies to the next level with the hair and 'stache to match. I'm gonna assume this look was likely the late 1960's equivalent of dudes wearing Yeezys, leather lants and Rottweiler tees in an attempt to look like Kanye West—the '60s celeb equivalent being your favorite Beatle. Also, "I'm Brian Fantana, the stylish one of the group."

Dude Who Works With Peggy

Double-breasted cardigan game v weak on this guy. The fit and color were just as awkward as he was, although we'd probably also be scared shitless if we worked for Peggy. 

Stan Rizzo

While Peggy outed him in Season 4 as an ideological phony, Stan still seems determined to prove to everyone that he gives absolutely zero fucks. That beard is a definite start.

Pete Campbell

Just as Pete was starting to become a little bit less of a doucher and filling out his big boy suits, he goes and throws on a three-piece that is clearly a size too big. The matching tie and pocket square make him look like a baby in an office full of emotional man-children.

Harry Crane

I mean, what can I even say that a black shirt and orange silk tie don't? Harry Crane, the 1967-68 version of that dude who reads a back issue of GQ and shows up wearing exactly what his favorite athlete wore on the cover.

Roger Sterling

I honestly can't tell if Roger's blue double-breasted blazer is really dope or really bad. That color makes him look like the fat chick from Willy Wonka and is clearly characteristic of a man clinging onto whatever ounce of youth he has left. With that in mind, I could definitely see this hitting the runways for S/S 14, so I guess it's good? I don't know.

Don Draper

Less about the outfit and more about puking on your shoes, which is totally a bitch move.

Stan Rizzo Pt. II

As if the beard wasn't enough, Stan then threw on the booger colored shirt with the booger colored check sportcoat and stuffed his face with a muffin all while telling Don the great part of his idea was that it reminded him of suicide. The fuck? This dude needs some serious help.

Don Draper Pt. II

What the fuck is dude wearing? I only ask because I NEED to know where I can get that shirt! Shit's fire. Maybe Mad Men is continuing to bring the goods after all.