The Week In NBA Style: November 8, 2013

Nov 08, 2013
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"The Week In NBA Style" is a weekly series in which the inimitable and completely uneditable Pauly C breaks down week the that was in both on and off the court NBA fashion.

wassup u already know who it is man (that's what u supposed to say when u don’t know how to start something. there first sentence in n u already learned something). it's pauly aka allah iversion aka the man who recognized and explained the white girl 2.0 era very scientifically on 4pins ur welcome. nowadays I’m sharing feelings on nba fashion on a weekly basis until they stop dressing like animals and cereal box characters that i can compare them to. leggo.

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1. newnbalead1

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2. drose

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drose

aka neo. he got the wire hookup implant on the neck. he’s logged into the ball game. he plays like neo too he just defies gravity n human speed limitations. sike nah this is the real world. he gotta keep that wire to stay in contact with his shooters. u kno how chicago is.

3. foams

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tony wroten foamposite pro

left side is tony wroten lagging behind during a derrick rose matrix maneuver that i explained earlier/u can go back 2 wondering who the hell is tony wroten after this caption, right side is myself/plz worry n care about me before n after this article n send moneys to my paypal HowCanIComplainWhenImAsPrettyAsMyFatherAndHeGot60Hoes@gmail.com

playing ball in military grade foamposites is highly ill-advised.

4. nickyoungandkobe

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kobe

nick young better be careful cuz kobe has a death stare n he’s wearing a death suit. mob hit man type shit. kobe’s swag is real dad in this one. he probably calling him Nicholas.

5. terio

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lebron x wade x terio

lebron is wearing what looks to me like a faded cowboy shirt with miami cocaine vice era pants, a camp bag n a pair of his shoes. wade went with a much more understated fit instead of wearing every single different type of clothing at once. a cute couple but its a shame their kid is the opposite of athletic. pretty cool illuminati shirt tho.

6. deandre

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deandre jordan

8 foot tall kanye west even got the girl to match.

7. dwight

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dwight

I’m upset.

8. westbrook

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rus westbrook

the fashion god of the NBA is back and now he’s zebra affiliated. what aesthetic are you going for this winter? I’m going for thug lumberjack. russell on the other hand wants to dress like household groceries n this time its strawberry milk. next up I’m thinking the thank you plastic bag from the chinese spot mixed with a wizard sorcerer captain crunch jacket.

9. kirk

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kirk hinrich

kirk will add a piece of flair every year to make up for the complete lack of excitement in his game cuz my guy is the most generic player in the NBA. 1 year he adds a leg sleeve. 2nd year its a arm sleeve. 3rd year it's spectacles. in 2015 he will be wearing a scuba suit. after that he’s gotta add glitter.

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