So, Vanity Fair just published the results of a fashion poll they conducted. Needless to say, I was pretty surprised by the results, but then I peeped who Vanity Fair worked with: 60 Minutes. SIXTY FUCKING MINUTES?! I'm pretty sure you're only legally allowed to watch that show if you are 60 years or older. No wonder these people couldn't answer the most basic of fashion trivia. Check out some of the horrifying results and be sure to voice your disdain for America in the comments section.
1. newvfpolllead
2. vfpoll1
3. vfpoll2
Only 9% of you know who the god Andre Leon Talley is? YOU PEOPLE ARE DOWNRIGHT UNCIVILIZED. How the fuck do you Visigoths not know who Andre Leon Talley is, but you all know who Michael Kors is? This is why Girls fucking blows. At least Sex in the City gave a generation of basic thots some remedial fashion knowledge. All they learn from Girls is...I don't even know 'cause I only watched one episode and all Lena Dunham did was cry about how writing is hard and making money as a writer involves certain professional and personal compromises AKA any actual job that pays you in usable currency. SO, BASICALLY, THEY AREN'T LEARNING ANYTHING EXCEPT HOW TO HAVE UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS FOR THEIR FIRST BROOKLYN APARTMENT.