The Best And Worst Dressed (And Most Heavily On Drugs) At The 2014 CFDA Awards

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Riri

I mean, if she doesn't show her nips, is Rihanna really even in attendance? Praise be to Queen Thot. Nice diamond durag.

Lupita

Honestly, Lupita, no one would be mad if you just wore a tasteful, simple dress every once in a while. You're trying too hard.

Naomi Campbell

Did you guys know that "Naomi" backwards is "Wow she still got it doe"?

Marion Cotillard

I mean, Marion is French, which is an automatic 50 sexy points, so what am I gonna say? That her dress looks like a place setting at a fancy restaurant? Okay, fine.

Solange

Hey, in all fairness, we're pretty happy when Jay Z isn't around too.

Coco Rocha

We get that because it's after Memorial Day, people are excited about wearing white, but some people take it too far. You need a tan, boo.

Joan Smalls

You're killin' me, Smalls (b/c you are so beautiful).

Blake Lively And Michael Kors

If ever there were a girl to be the poster child for basic ass bitches wearing Michael Kors, it's Blake Lively.

Emmy Rossum And Her Jewish Lawyer Who Beat The Case

But, no, really, the terribleness of that dress is criminal, amirite?!

Tom Ford

Can't tell if Tom Ford or Madame Tussauds wax figurine of Tom Ford. Plz advise.

Tyson Beckford

Wow, #TeamTightPants FTW. But, like, why is the suit button on your tux so close to your dick, homie?

Roger Berman And Rachel Zoe

I. Literally. Die. At. This. Dude's. Swagless. Fit. I. Can't. Even.

Jessica Stam

Christian Dior Flowy Flow.

Thom Browne

Enough's enough, TB. Act like you've been here before and wear some fucking pants.

Liya Kebede And Wes Gordon

I still don't understand the phenomenon of men that design women's clothing who dress like teenagers at their first prom.

Greta Gerwig And Zac Posen

Exhibit B.

Jenna Lyons

Obviously, Jenna da gawd had to put on for Public School by rocking their recent collabo. J. Crew money ain't nothing to fuck wit.

Anne V

Anne V rocked a v dope alphet that we would rock TBH.

DVF

I think my grandma copped this dress at Chico's last week, which is actually, in all honesty, a compliment.

Andrew Saffir And Daniel Benedict

At least some people were competent re: wearing a nice tux and not being a total fuccboi.

Mohammed Al Turki

Nope, never mind, I take that back.

John Waters

Someone made John Waters walk around with this sign covering his dillz after he showed up wearing crotchless pants.

Public School

Wow, Public School won the award for Best Menswear Designer of the Year, officially cementing their status as Fashion Illuminati. Bless.

Tim Coppens

AND Coppens copped the Swarovski Award for emerging talent? Damn, our influence is hella out here, swagging out at an all time high. You're fucking welcome, CFDA.