If you are anything like a regular human being, odds are that you have had dreams. If you are one of the lucky many who have had dreams, you likely have wondered what they mean. What is my subconscious trying to tell me? Do different people in my dream represent different aspects of my psyche? Does the fact that I've had 3 dreams in the past 6 months about me failing to stop the JFK assassination mean I think I’d make a poor secret service agent? All of these are common questions. There are hundreds of websites online that attempt to give people easy explanations for their complex dreams, so this guide will give people a definitive place to go to for answers. So, next time you have a dream, refer to this and you’ll absolutely find what you're looking for.
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1. dreamlead
2. chasedbykiller
Being Chased By A Killer
Meaning: You have some desire to be chased by a killer, but not enough to actually go through with it in real life, otherwise you’d spend your days being chased by axe-wielding maniacs. It’s a fantasy, an aspiration, a fancy, but nothing more.
3. worknaked
Showing Up To Work Naked
Meaning: There’s nothing you want to do more than to show the office your naked body. This isn't a nightmare for you, it's a full-fledged desire. Hell, you might even do it tomorrow, if the dream went well enough. By that, I mean, it went well in the sense that people were applauding your courage and giving you raises, even if they didn’t possess the authority to do so. Go for it. Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life. Wear no clothes to the job that helps support both you and your family.
4. beingdead
Dying
Meaning: You will probably die sometime within the next few moments or decades. It's difficult to get much out of this dream, but if one thing can definitely be interpreted, it is that you are going to die at some point during your life. In fact, dying will end your life. Dark stuff, I know.
5. preg
Being Pregnant
Meaning: You have been impregnated by your brain with a brain baby. You need to see a doctor immediately so they can kill it instantly, otherwise you will be forced to give birth to a small brain with human feet. If you have a loved one, do not tell them, because otherwise they will be jealous.
6. teeth
Teeth Falling Out
Meaning: Your brain is letting you know that you haven't been to the dentist in a while. Experts are unclear whether or not this dream can stem from a dentist implanting some sort of dream advertisment inducer into your mouth, which would travel to the brain. If so, that is very unethical and all participating dentists should be punished to the fullest extent of the law.
7. test
Taking A Test
Meaning: Your body is creating a subconscious visualization of how boring you are as a person. You have a whole goddamn imagination and the most you can come up with is taking a standardized test? And, at best, doing pretty well? I mean, probably not well enough to get you into Harvard, but you could definitely go to Rutgers or something. Jesus Christ.
8. cheatingonspouse
Cheating On Your Partner
Meaning: You want to cheat on your partner, like, really badly.
9. falling
Falling
Meaning: Your subconscious is telling you to try skydiving, but using a really graphic example to make sure you will go ahead and wear a parachute. You may not have even thought about not wearing a parachute, but your brain wants to make sure because it enjoys being alive.
10. flying
Flying
Meaning: Your brain can't seem to grasp the concept of falling, so it needs to revert to something it can understand.
11. killingsomeone
Killing Someone
Meaning: This is your brain letting you know you have killed someone previously, but, apparently, have repressed the memory. Immediately turn yourself into the police. That is a direct order from Four Pins, a subsidiary of Complex Media.
