Have you ever wanted to pay a monthly subscription fee for a fake girlfriend? And no, by "fake girlfriend" I don’t mean a prostitute. I mean a company sending you automated texts and phone calls for a price. For $30/month they’ll even get you a Facebook relationship status change. Sorry, I just threw up from sadness. Why the fuck would anyone pay to catfish themselves? Invisible Girlfriend actually won a contest and they were given $3,000 fucking dollars as prize money. Let me repeat that, a company called "Invisible Girlfriend" that sells, literally, invisible girlfriends won a non-ironic prize. I gotta start entering more fucking contests. And to all the ladies out there with visible thirst seeking invisible solutions, fret not because Invisible Boyfriend is on deck.
None
Sign up for the
ComplexNewsletter
Your leading source for what’s now and what’s next in Music, Style, Sports, and Pop Culture.
By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you’re agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. You are also agreeing to our
Terms of Serviceand
Privacy Policy