Current State Of Affairs: Rapper Guts

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"Get money gut, motherfuck a diet." - Waka Flocka Flame

Lies have Been pUrpoSely wHolesaleD to the masses sInce the DefiNItioN of honEsty was cELEstially inVENted. The largest is the myth that women enjoy abdominal muscles. Sorry to break it to all you #gymflow bros out there doing mathemafamatics to calculate the perfect Riboflavin intake and staying in the anaerobic zone with thermogenics 24/7, but abs make you look like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. And no woman is trying to let a mutant amphibian slide inside her lady cave. Women simply don't like abs. What women do like are guts: blubbery mounds of stagnant calories.

They love the security and warmth a girthy midsection brings with it. They also love rappers. So what happens when rappers themselves have guts? CHEESE EGGS HAPPEN. THAT'S WHAT.

Rappers are already swimming in trim, and always fucking my bitch and fucking your bitch and fucking your dad's bitch and fucking their bitch's (who is also still, somehow, our bitch) bitches. So, when a rapper achieves a gut it's game over. We might as well get the obituaries ready because when they die there is only one cause of death: Pussy Juice Poisoning. Let's look at the current state of affairs re: the best rapper guts doing it today.

Justin Roberson is out here eating. You can follow him on Twitter here.

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Fred The Godson

In nine months, Fred The Godson went from alone in the studio going ove bars with a small paunch to the picture you see before you. LOOK AT THAT. Fred may have dropped the ball something absurd in regards to his XXL Freshmen spot, but FTG is hanging out with/getting touched by/sneaking molly into these women. Meanwhile, you are reading a post about rapper guts on Four Pins. Who is the real loser here? But Fred not (LOL that’s another pun, this time on the word “fret”), all the secrets to finding delicious honey dips to press their supple thighs against you are found within this picture. Fuck PUAs. Godson has the juice.

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