How To DJ For Fun And Profit Without Actually Having Any Idea How To DJ

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist. The second greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that DJing was a difficult thing to do. It is not. It is very, very easy, almost mind-blowingly so. And I will prove this simple fact to you with this handy-dandy listsicle I have composed for your reading pleasure.

Now, before you click that little arrow superimposed over the right side of that neat little image of Mr. Superstar DJ up there, just know that there is such a thing as a real DJ. You are not one of them. You are just some schmuck who wants to play some songs off a laptop at a party and/or a bar. This is fine because, to the vast majority of the population, this is just as impressive as actually DJing. And that is what I am about to teach you. Here comes the drop...

Drew Millard wrote this while drinking sake on a Suzuki in Osaka Bay. You can read more of his work over at Noisey and follow him on Twitter here.