Drug dealers really do get a bad rap these days. Your local weed guy is probably just some nerd trying to fund his way through college so re-fucking-lax with all the judgment, okay? If I didn't know any better, Hollow Book Co. made these nifty book safes just for this common class of not-really-though-criminals. Either way, you can show everyone just how educated AND drug-stash-savvy you are by grabbing one of these hollowed out books in any number of classic literary titles. When one of your friends tries to take it off the shelf make sure you play it cool, lest he bogart your greenery. Don't fucking touch that. It's a first edition.