The Four Pins Guide To Hangovers

Earlier this week was Cinco de Mayo, which you carelessly spent drinking because you have no responsibilities in the form of, oh, I don't know, work or children. So, you got drunk. Very drunk, in fact. Good for you! You've earned it! Have you? I don't know. Maybe you haven't. Let’s create a hypothetical universe where you do deserve to routinely destroy your body's vital organs. And what a universe it is! And what a person you are! A good person? Debatable. A person? Definitely! Even a garbage piece of shit person is still a person, they just have a few added adjectives in front of the word "person." Okay, so here are some hangover cures in case you're a big baby.

Brendan O'Hare is attempting to be a writer and comedian while living in NYC. Follow his comedy jokes on Twitter here.

10 Responses to “The Four Pins Guide To Hangovers”

  1. YouSuck

    This is one if the least funny things I’ve ever read, just here to tell you that

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  2. Ross

    Zeta Beta Tau member and we don’t haze or pledge which really sucks..

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  3. Joey Wowzers

    Where was the funny? Also, I can’t believe it said that you can follow his “comedy” jokes on twitter. Smh, no thank you.

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