The Four Pins Guide To How To Do Sex Good

So, there you are, you've brought a new girl home for the night or maybe even got taken home. Things are progressing smoothly and you decide to lay down some moves. You think you know what you're doing, but—newsflash, bro—ya don't.

The scientists here at the Four Pins labs (read: me, alone in my shitty apartment) are at it again and this time we're aiming to help improve you sex doing game. We've run some simulations, calculated some numbers and discovered some shocking results unlike anything you've ever seen before. The following is a step-by-step guide aiming to teach you the proper way to put your penis in her vergina. Vergina? That can't be right. Hold up, let me check my notes real quick. Yep, that looks about right. Moving on...

Matt Rimer is a writer living in Boston. Follow him on Twitter here.