It’s No Longer Acceptable To Own Impressive Clothing And Live Trap House Style

I’m telling you now guys, you need to get into interiors and industrial design. Every douche is into photography and food/cooking and it's sooo fucking last year it’s not even funny. I mean, my white friends are trying to tell me about bubble tea and dim sum? BITCH, I GREW UP ON THAT SHIT. YOU PEOPLE MADE FUN OF ME FOR BRINGING NOODLES AND BBQ BUNS TO SCHOOL FOR LUNCH. FUCK ALL YALL. But yeah, it’s no longer acceptable to own impressive clothing and live trap house style. Your luxe levels of taste need to be balanced across the board. Start with these weird lamps.

  • Anthony Sykes

    Those damn white friends!

  • BoogerSnitzle

    “Hey guys check out my numbered one of a hundred limited edition light bulb with cord. It’s only the most expensive light bulb ever!! $175.00 ! You just don’t get it, I’m paying for quality cord, bulb and plastic. It’s also made by a lightbulb designer.”

  • Ibrahim

    Get a nice rug

  • taylor bonostro

    i can fuckin DIY this shit! but it’s nice yeah!

  • Deaunte Shugart

    “Uncool” things always become “cool” with white people

  • ron

    so we should or shouldn’t buy the lightbulb…?