It’s Not 4th Grade Anymore

I’m such a sucker for fancy writing utensils. The irony of that is I’m left handed and I just smear whatever the fuck I end up writing. MY LEFT HANDED PEOPLE OUT THERE, DO YOU REMEMBER THE LEAD THAT WOULD BE ALL OVER THE SIDE OF YOUR HAND AFTER HAVING TO SHOW ALL YOUR WORK ON THOSE MATH WORKSHEETS? This pencil can't save you if you're left handed, but it does have a cool little case. Granted it’s not mechanical, but how fucking hilarious would it be if you were "consulting" a brand and as you were taking notes your pencil broke? Except this time it’s not 4th grade and there’s no sharpener on the wall.