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If U Meme It, They Will Come

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Thu, 06.04.15 at 2:13pm

A postmodern fable of likes and loss. ...


When The Thinkpiecer Becomes The Thinkpiece

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Thu, 06.04.15 at 12:57pm

My friend recently invited me to an event that billed itself as “an evening in the clouds,” involving a hot air balloon flight, a dinner by a renowned chef and a performance by an “award-winning” musician. My mind instantly transported ...


The Four Pins Guide To Fat Guy Swag

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Thu, 06.04.15 at 12:26pm

Look, I know I don’t need to tell you this, but you’re fat, man. While your not-fat friends spend time playing racquetball and participating in organized fleeing (aka jogging), or whatever else “regular sized” people do to maintain their physiques, ...


A$AP Rocky Is Apparently Launching A Fur Coat Collection

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Thu, 06.04.15 at 11:35am

A$AP Rocky is no stranger to fur coats. He seems to really like them. Don’t just take my word for it. Seriously, Google “A$AP Rocky fur coat.” From fur vests to full-on fur coats that surely have PETA shaking its collective head, ...

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The Four Pins Guide To Being A Male Thot

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Wed, 06.03.15 at 12:59pm

Everyone talks about thots, but it’s almost always designated to just women. Not to get all r/mensrights on you, but it’s about time we acknowledge the plight of the male thot. No one is fostering young male thots and teaching ...


Get Ready To Buy Shit Directly Through Instagram

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Wed, 06.03.15 at 11:34am

When Instagram introduced ads a few months ago, people had a collective aneurysm about it. A business trying to make money? Who the fuck do they think they are? Well, perhaps this will soothe a bit of your agitation. With ...

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Under The #Influence With Four Pins

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Wed, 06.03.15 at 10:45am

The resident swaglords of Four Pins school you on the basics of the alphet-bet. ...


The Original Lifestyle Flex

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Mon, 06.01.15 at 3:05pm

Marvis is the original lifestyle flex. I love when people come over my house and notice all the quiet flex bombs scattered throughout my apartment. YEAH BITCH, YOU’RE WASHING YOUR HANDS WITH SOME ARTISANAL SOAP AND I GOT A MURDERED ...


There’s Never Been A Better Time To Be A Cool Dad™

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Mon, 06.01.15 at 11:59am

Are you thinking about fatherhood? Because there’s never been a better time to procreate than right now. (Unless you’re in high school; babies shouldn’t be having babies; stay in school, don’t do drugs, etc.) Kim Kardashian West and her number ...


Spelling Bee Champ, Young Legend and Burgeoning Swaglord, Gokul Venkatachalam, Talks Sneakers

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Fri, 05.29.15 at 3:07pm

If you weren’t paying attention to the National Spelling Bee last night, it surely came across your Twitter feed that the eventual co-champion, Gokul Venkatachalam, was wearing a pair of Air Jordan XIs as he rode off into the sunset ...