The 15 Types Of Internet Commenters

Some sit behind the glow of a '02 Dell desktop in their mother’s basement and some are bathed in the celestial light of the fanciest MacBook Pro. They could be the guy pulling off a cashmere track suit with Berluti's or the guy breathing out of his mouth into a Gatorade he pets and calls “Steve, My Gatorade”.

They are the many commenters of the Internet and they have something to say. Usually. Sort of. Probably not. Ahead, let's get to know the different kinds of people who feel it's both their duty and their god given right to comment, and what they bring (or neglect to bring) to the table.

Rachel Seville is a writer living in New York who believes in miracles. Read her blog, Pizza Rulez, here and follow her on Twitter here.