The Skirt: 7 Ways To Crush Valentine’s Day At The Last Minute

"The Skirt" is an ongoing series in which Four Pins' resident lady friend, Rachel Seville, becomes the most important woman in your life.

Wellllllll eff. It’s Valentine’s Day. And you totally forgot (or you didn’t care, which is kool) and now you have nothing—nothing with which to romance your woman, to woo your woman, to make your woman’s heart sing and dance like Gene Kelly in tap shoes on a rainy, splashy street.

But fear not! The day can still be saved, even at this 25th hour. Ahead are seven slick and simple ways to make your woman swoon (or at least so confused she forgets about swooning).

Rachel Seville is a writer living in New York who believes in miracles. Read her blog, Pizza Rulez, here and follow her on Twitter here.

  • Luchini

    Is slide 5 a euphemism?

  • Jamie

    lmao that last one is too mean.

  • catzuella

    the cancellation trick lmao, awwwww man you are going to hell hahahaha