What I Learned During My First Month In New York City

I, the author, recently moved to New York City so I could attend a university. I did so because I used to attend a different university I found unsatisfactory. In the school-swapping business, we call this “transferring.” Basically, I transferred because I wanted to live my dumbdumb life in New York City, in order to take in all it has to offer and further pursue my passion for comedy jokes. From what I’ve been told, everyone in New York City has their dreams come true, so it was any easy choice for me. While I’ve been here, I’ve noticed a few things, and as the title rudely spoils, I am going to tell you what I’ve noticed.

Brendan O'Hare is attempting to be a writer and comedian while living in NYC. Follow his comedy jokes on Twitter here.