True Detective Theories

Not since Lost has a show captivated and confused the nation like HBO's True Detective. Fan theories, some more compelling than others, have popped up everywhere. Central amongst them is the question of the so-called Yellow King's identity. I did a bit of sleuthing and hopefully my insanely stupid and convoluted theory can shed some light on this mystery.

Stefan J. is a writer living in Vancouver. You can read his personal blog here and follow him on Twitter here.

12 Responses to “True Detective Theories”

  1. ag

    This is the ultimate troll article. Fuck you for making me upset about how dumb this is before realizing youre making fun of all the other theory articles.

  2. Mike Garba

    Wow, definitely an interesting theory. I never noticed the yellow crown above him in episode 3. Really clever stuff from the whole cast and crew with that. Bravo Nic Pizzapasta

  3. Jordon Flato

    I think you’ve freakin’ nailed it. “The world is a vampire indeed.” I can’t believe I didn’t see this sooner. I’d say this is the best theory parody site I’ve seen! Ok, it’s the only one, but it’s a good one!

    If anyone wants to read another obsessive, serious yet also light in tone blog about True Detective, come on over to:, where my friend and I spin our wild theories and invite you to jump down the rabbit hole. I mean, come on, if you found this site, you know you are going to keep looking….

  4. CEJ

    Just watch the next episode because theirs still the guy with the scars. FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK

  5. blackjack the ripper

    Your apart of the conspiracy holding Cole back from finding the right killer otherwise they wouldn’t be some butthurt over him going to see tuttle an the little girl in the ward. Turtles the yellow king.

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