The Year In Muses 2013

2013 was a banner year in women thanks to the meteoric rise of The White Girl 2.0. (Pauly C already wrote the leading treatise on the subject, so please review if you need to get familiar.) But I'm not here to talk about girls that just discovered Juicy J and weed and rhythm and shit. No, we're talking muses—the kind of special women who inspire you to create art, pen plays and get an overpriced gym membership because they love dudes who are "toned, but don’t take it, like, overboard, you know?" They force you to learn how to look cool while smoking a cigarette and how to perfectly poach an egg. At the end of the day, muses are our lifeblood as men who strive for greatness. So, without further ado because I'm already getting wild corny, here are the women who made 2013 just that much more inspiring. Get ready to surreptitiously follow some amazing women on various social media platforms.

  • Jerms

    Thank you Jon Moy for that hybrid vigor reference. You made my morning.

  • The John Goodman

    it’s Comme des Garcons not Commes des Garcon homie

    • Nerd

      It’s Comme des Garçons, not Comme des Garcons, homie

      Cedillas matter


  • prickasso

    RiRi topping off this list reminds me why I liked you in the first place, Moy. No badder bitch in existence.

  • prickasso

    But yo why are the ads on this page for bipolar meds…

    • howl

      because that’s what you’ve been googiling bruh

  • khaled

    the tiffin cans tho this is how you fucking know Moy has been thru it

  • Kang Gineaux

    Wack. I need some India Westbrooks, some Patty Mayonnaise, some Taylor Nelson. Step it up.

    • NP10


      • Kang Gineaux

        Good looking out, that bitch is bad.

  • roothless

    why 85% of this shit are asians? boring

  • alex rudkovsky

    you need to get laid

  • howl

    Neelam Johal

  • howl

    and her

  • Snobson

    What’s the name of the painting you guys use for the lead?