$116 Rick Owens Flip-Flops Look Like Old Navy

Flip-flops are pretty inexcusable unless you're on a beach or in a public shower, and even then it's still basically a swagless toss-up. That is, of course, unless they're made by Dick Ovens. At $116, these are probably the cheapest Rick shit you're even going to find anywhere, which is great, even if, yeah, they pretty much just look like Old Navy joints you had freshman year of college to avoid catching a foot STD. Gross. Even worse, these don't even have the ill bottle opener on the bottom. Like, damn, Rick, if you're gonna make high-end basic shit at least throw in some utility. Cop these if you think the guy bringing you PiƱa Coladas at Sandals even has the capacity to give a single fuck, or if you just like buying flagrant, expensive shit for no reason whatsoever.