These Engineered Garments Floral Shirts Are Victorian Mansion Camouflage

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Nepenthes just posted these photos of the Engineered Garments Tab Collar Shirt in flannel. Had enough floral prints? I don’t really care, if we're being honest. Go cry about it until you find some other pattern to get tired of seeing. My money is you’re gonna start complaining a ton about West African prints soon, but that’s beside the point. What is the point? Buy this EG flannel if you ever need to assassinate someone in a Victorian mansion—you'd easily blend into the wallpaper or a giant tapestry. Or my grandmother’s barcalounger. Can I take back all that stuff I said before about not caring about your opinion? Please don’t assassinate my grandma.

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