Check out this Wharf plum herringbone flannel shirt. See, purple is the color of royalty. Wear this and motherfuckers are going to have no choice but bow down. You know, kiss the royal hand and shit. Wear this and refer to yourself using the royal "we" even though it is going to sound crazy and borderline nonsensical. Also, insist that family members avoid making eye contact with you this holiday season. You know you wanted to pull that move regardless—now you just have a good reason.
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