Accomplishing Life Goals

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Liberty London is crushing these prints right now. I mean, holy fuck, my boner is smashing against the bottom of my desk right now from just looking at these new shirts. These are, like, the number 1 shirts to wear to get shot by The Sartorialist/fucked by a model. That accomplishes two of your shallow life long goals with one shirt! Now all you need to do is win the lottery and you got the shallow turkey. I don’t want one of these. I need one of these. Any people looking for a favor can easily hit me with a bribe. Go ahead and write my name on the box and send them to the Complex offices. Make sure your write my name on the box and not my boss'. That dude gets enough free shit as it is.

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