I never really believed in “summer” or “winter” pants until I mistakenly wore some linen joints at college. I went to college in BUFFALO, bro. As God as my witness, my balls literally turned a dark brown—a darker brown then usual—almost black, so they also grew in size. Silver lining? After the 3 hours of excruciating pain I finally learned my lesson and retired those joints all together. Don’t be like me and my balls. Buy these flannel-lined jawnz from Club Monaco and have your boys swimming very vigorously and very potent. Actually, now that I think of it, maybe you should let your nuts freeze. You’ll thank me later when you don’t have to take your exotic, international main flow to student health because she can’t speak English. Good lucky starting a family, though.
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