Fatigue pants should be in your closet, homie. Why? Because they look straight sick executed with the EG roll. Earl’s Apparel has a great name (who the fuck is Earl?) and makes these cotton sateen trousers in Crockett, Texas. I’ve never been to Crockett, Texas, but I bet you could have a lot of fun shotgunning beers and shooting guns there. Also, these pants are FORTY FUCKING DOLLARS. I have a feeling you own a candle more expensive than that. Also, sweet shoes, bro. You honestly go hiking in public with those on LOLZ?
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