Art Criticism, Meaning, Doing Lots Cocaine

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I swear to Yahweh my grandma had this exact print in her dining room. You guys remember dining rooms? The fuck happened to those things? Anyway, I think this right here is the new movement in floral prints: Relaxed, almost spare patterns. We’re gonna start using super soft words like "restraint" and "consideration" when describing designs. Why? Because that shit is artsy and smarty as fuck. I’m skipping Pitti Uomo next season and going straight to Art Basel instead. Art criticism is the new move and by art criticism I obviously mean doing lots cocaine in Miami. Shout out to Penfield for furnishing my budding art criticism career (*winks* I'm talking about the cocaine).

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