If you’re really about that homeless ninja life, then you need to own at least a single item from Needles. Peak lapels are already the shit, but them shits are especially the shit when it’s on a crazy rebuilt BDU jacket. This reminds me of those movies where the hero gets stranded somewhere and he has to make his own home and sew his own clothes and, like, 34 minutes into the movie, he’s somehow got a jacket like this and a three story Tumblr-worthy tree house. You know what they never address in survival movies? HOW DO THEY WIPE THEIR ASS? POOPING IS ONE OF THE ONLY REAL CERTAINTIES WE HAVE IN LIFE.
