"Cool Sweatshirt, I Like The Funny Pocket"

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How awesomely basic is this Watanabe piece? My whole wardrobe consists of expensive basics because that’s how I roll. I wipe my ass with toilet paper handmade by Franciscan Monks in Italy and blow my nose with tissue blessed by His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama. FUCK YOUR “BLESS YOU” AFTER I SNEEZE. I BEEN HAD BLESSINGS FROM A REINCARNATED MANIFESTATION OF THE BODHISATTVA OF COMPASSION, BITCHES. Which is exactly how you’ll feel when some girl goes, "Cool sweatshirt, I like the funny pocket" and still expects you to buy her a drink.

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