Yo, I didn’t even know Converse made running style sneakers because, real talk, I didn’t know anyone ever contemplated actually doing something athletic in Converses. Which is cool because you won’t do anything athletic in these shoes either. Did you know Missoni space dyes their prints? WHAT THE FUCK DOES SPACE DYE EVEN MEAN? It means you’ll spend, like, $300 on sneakers, that's what. Show these off to your homies and that one asshole friend will be like, “Those are aight, but you know what would be really cool? Silk Versace print sneakers.” WHY'S THAT DUDE ALWAYS GOTTA THROW SHADE BY COMING UP WITH A COOLER COLLABO, AMIRIGHT?
