Talking About Socks Like We Talk About Snow Blowers

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Dudes who talk about clothes on the Internet talk about socks like I imagine dudes who talk about machinery on the Internet talk about snow blowers—only deemed useful for one segment of the year. But I’m telling you guys, socks once served a purpose even in the warmer months. Mainly, to keep your feet from smelling horribly. But then you discovered regular washing and liberal applications of baby powder also keep your feet from smelling like a 10-day-old murder scene. Now that we’re realizing that things like bad style can help you have good style, wearing socks with shorts and shit is acceptable as oppose to instantaneously morphing you into a fuckboy unless you were playing basketball or some shit. So yeah, wear some socks again.

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