Undercover made this T-shirt to save you from awkward silences with your girlfriend's extended family. You know that BBQ at her uncle's timeshare in Montauk that’s coming up in two weeks? Everyone’s mutual love for The Talking Heads will keep them from asking too many questions about your aggressively self-destructive clothing hobby. Uncle Greg will just start reciting their setlist from when he saw them in Boston in ‘79, which will give you time to eat a burned cheeseburger and pour a couple High Lifes into your face. I find it's a lot easier to explain your 9 to 5 of being an influencer once you've upped your BAC.
