Anonymous Ism isn't the weirdest brand name name ever, but that last "ism"part is strange. I guess I can look beyond it because these ankle socks ain’t half bad. I was gonna say these footsicles have a nice mélange to them, but evidently they are bouclé. I SHOULD’VE LOOKED THAT SHIT UP ON STYLEFORUM. THOSE DUDES DROP KNOWLEDGE OVER THERE. They also try and get, like, 75% retail for a "slightly worn" Junya shirt from '08. DO THEY KNOW HOW DEPRECIATION WORKS? YOU BUY A CAR FOR $30,000 DOLLARS AND IT'S WORTH $15,500 THE MINUTE YOU SIT IN IT. You can’t get half your money back on a shirt that you wore while masturbating to animated porn.
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