This Our Legacy popover is so Earth friendly that it literally has flowers all over it. Don’t wear it all tight and take it to the tailor to slim up the arm holes and shit. Why? Because wearing your gear too tight is just as lame as wearing it super baggy a la Michael Jordan’s jeans. I know you’ve been working out and eating right and doing spin classes and, like, paddle boarding or something equally fucking stupid, but that doesn’t give you license to dress like a herb. I mean, chicks won’t care how you dress if you have those Brad Pitt/Ryan Gosling penis muscle things anyway. So, if you have really nice abs, you don’t even need to worry about how you dress because, SURPRISE, GIRLS CAN BE SHALLOW TOO.
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