You know what's totally fucked up? How come every time you did tie-dye at summer camp it came out looking like complete shit and NEVER ONCE looked like this Our Legacy sweatshirt? God, eight-year-old you didn't bring a single thing to the table. The only thing you got right was quitting the soccer team. Admitting you have no interest participating in 90 minutes of nonsense that will most likely end in a 0-0 tie is as American as spending $160 on a sweatshirt that an extremely talented eight-year-old could have made.
