Micropenis Is Not The Best Look

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A.P.C. just dropped this dope marble print tee and I’m pretty sure it’s meant to make you look like Michelangelo’s David 2.0. Fuck a street style photo, you’re gonna get sketched by some terrible entry level art class scrub while playing Ting Wings on the 6 train. There is one caveat however: It’s probably best to keep your marble game to your upper half because everyone knows those greek statue homies were plagued with micropenis. Micropenis is not the best look.

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