Paying The G.I. Joe Upcharge

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NexusVII seriously stays using a name that makes me think of some strange Microsoft update for Windows 2000 or something, but they make cool clothing, so I let it slide. This particular shirt has a nice all over pattern that evidently is called "Kling". Why does this shirt cost $380 or 400 Canadian Dollars, if you're Drake? Because it has action pleated sleeves. You always gotta pay an upcharge for some G.I. Joe sounding shit. Remember when your G.I. Joe's would get all loose at the joints because the screws holding them together got a little stripped? And fucking Snake Eyes couldn’t even hold up his own Uzi? Maybe if they had action pleated sleeves that would’ve never happened.

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