At this point, if you're still going out every weekend in search of the elusive female species, you're probably a bit tired of your old routine. The "can I buy you a drink?" schtick has gone cold, while the unsolicited leg hump has led to legitimate physical harm. That's where this Bedwin & The Heartbreakers shirt comes in. As you can see, emblazoned across the front, in no bullshit fashion, is the simple declaratory statement/possible request: "Dance". Sure, maybe this shit would be more effective if there was a question mark or a period, but, then again, some girls like a little ambiguity to mix things up a bit. Maybe don't go retiring that leg hump after all.
